What is wrong with Andy!!!!! Yaaaaaab Arag!!!!!!

June 14, 2007
What is wrong with Andy!!!!! Yaaaaaab Arag!!!!!!
Osman A. Haji Bahdon: Somebody somewhere in the bed at night, a breath taking and dangerous storm miserably struck at him then carried away from where he belonged to. My goodness, I can not imagine how this storm immersed him in an unhealthy persistent moral deficiency that instantly made him abhorrent from the principles of sanity and enlisted him in the priority list of a mentally challenged person.


Mr. Andy or Yaabarag as is known in the UK farted once. But most of the people tolerated the damn odour although some including a dynamite lady could not stand with the filthy air he blew. To make the matter worse and to his disgrace he did fart again with out feeling any shame of it at all. He even declared that he is going to do it again and continuously. Now people in the UK have been questioning themselves what went wrong with Andy. Some experts speculated that an under bed sheet grown virus is to blame. Some argued that a mystery illness is on the horizon. Some said that he is of little wit and by nature feels no shame of anything. Still others argued that his body is so weak and he can not control body outputs. Some say that Andy did it with a deliberate intention to break the hearts of the people of Awdal.

Some asked themselves what is the last fling? What will turn up? What has fate ordained to this guy who has no place in his people? Will there be another storm that will reverse his course?

The long range of Mr Andy’s continental laser guided fart missile has been even felt in Ottawa for the last few days. Awdalites in North America have been complaining about the Andy unbearable odour which crossed the Atlantic. This air born incident from the UK and thanks to Mr. Andy is unfortunately having an impact on the elders here in Ottawa who had a plan to participate the Minnesota convention after they experienced stress, demoralization and restlessness.

As a Good Samaritan Awdalite, I felt for the poor Awdalites suffering from the Andy fart. I decided to take the matter in my own hands and find out what is wrong with Andy. I talked to some doctors who in turn called an expert of this matter in Amoud University. After a long discussion with themselves, they concluded and declared that based on the following symptoms Mr. Andy is suffering a classic case of Urine Intake Syndrome. Despite the fact that he was not a member of the SNM, they clarified that he might have taken the thing with a cup of milk or juice with out his consent.

Symptoms:

Hatred towards his own people
Immoral
No respect towards elders and towards his fellow Awdalites
Short and long range continental laser guided non stop fart
Selfish inner beliefs of his own
Lack of discipline
Sleep walking
Isolation
Blaming others for his downfall
Recommendations:

The doctors recommended that Mr. Andy be immediately quarantined in a confine place with no visitors. The doctors urged the Awdal UK elders to write to the Queen for information so that proper actions are taken to save millions in the UK. They also urged the Awdal elders to fly Mr. Andy on Awdalitarian bases to Amoud University for further medical examinations and treatment. Doctors made it a must that the citizens of Borama be given mouth and nose masks. Authorities of the University were informed to close temporarily till further notice.

To sum up, I implore to the president of Somaliland Mr. Dahir Rayle Kahin to deploy the patriotic anti-fart missiles at Qulujeed and its surroundings to protect the population from this fatal remediless unforeseen disease just incase Mr. Andy farts again while in the air to Amoud.

May Allah the merciful misguide the laser guided long range fart missiles of Andy from the innocent Awdalites!!!!!!!!

Osman A. Haji Bahdon
Ottawa, Canada.
Email: obahdon@gmail.com