Thursday, June 14, 2007

What is wrong with Andy!!!!! Yaaaaaab Arag!!!!!!

June 14, 2007
What is wrong with Andy!!!!! Yaaaaaab Arag!!!!!!
Osman A. Haji Bahdon: Somebody somewhere in the bed at night, a breath taking and dangerous storm miserably struck at him then carried away from where he belonged to. My goodness, I can not imagine how this storm immersed him in an unhealthy persistent moral deficiency that instantly made him abhorrent from the principles of sanity and enlisted him in the priority list of a mentally challenged person.


Mr. Andy or Yaabarag as is known in the UK farted once. But most of the people tolerated the damn odour although some including a dynamite lady could not stand with the filthy air he blew. To make the matter worse and to his disgrace he did fart again with out feeling any shame of it at all. He even declared that he is going to do it again and continuously. Now people in the UK have been questioning themselves what went wrong with Andy. Some experts speculated that an under bed sheet grown virus is to blame. Some argued that a mystery illness is on the horizon. Some said that he is of little wit and by nature feels no shame of anything. Still others argued that his body is so weak and he can not control body outputs. Some say that Andy did it with a deliberate intention to break the hearts of the people of Awdal.

Some asked themselves what is the last fling? What will turn up? What has fate ordained to this guy who has no place in his people? Will there be another storm that will reverse his course?

The long range of Mr Andy’s continental laser guided fart missile has been even felt in Ottawa for the last few days. Awdalites in North America have been complaining about the Andy unbearable odour which crossed the Atlantic. This air born incident from the UK and thanks to Mr. Andy is unfortunately having an impact on the elders here in Ottawa who had a plan to participate the Minnesota convention after they experienced stress, demoralization and restlessness.

As a Good Samaritan Awdalite, I felt for the poor Awdalites suffering from the Andy fart. I decided to take the matter in my own hands and find out what is wrong with Andy. I talked to some doctors who in turn called an expert of this matter in Amoud University. After a long discussion with themselves, they concluded and declared that based on the following symptoms Mr. Andy is suffering a classic case of Urine Intake Syndrome. Despite the fact that he was not a member of the SNM, they clarified that he might have taken the thing with a cup of milk or juice with out his consent.

Symptoms:

Hatred towards his own people
Immoral
No respect towards elders and towards his fellow Awdalites
Short and long range continental laser guided non stop fart
Selfish inner beliefs of his own
Lack of discipline
Sleep walking
Isolation
Blaming others for his downfall
Recommendations:

The doctors recommended that Mr. Andy be immediately quarantined in a confine place with no visitors. The doctors urged the Awdal UK elders to write to the Queen for information so that proper actions are taken to save millions in the UK. They also urged the Awdal elders to fly Mr. Andy on Awdalitarian bases to Amoud University for further medical examinations and treatment. Doctors made it a must that the citizens of Borama be given mouth and nose masks. Authorities of the University were informed to close temporarily till further notice.

To sum up, I implore to the president of Somaliland Mr. Dahir Rayle Kahin to deploy the patriotic anti-fart missiles at Qulujeed and its surroundings to protect the population from this fatal remediless unforeseen disease just incase Mr. Andy farts again while in the air to Amoud.

May Allah the merciful misguide the laser guided long range fart missiles of Andy from the innocent Awdalites!!!!!!!!

Osman A. Haji Bahdon
Ottawa, Canada.
Email: obahdon@gmail.com

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Shame on You

Dear Mr. Dugsiye, You seem a Dreamer.A dreamer who doesn't want see the reality around him. I know you are very touchy preacher by nature. I have no doubt you will became hyper, tense and emotional after you read my "Shame on You" article and throw me this piece. Mr. Dugsiye, you seem that you became a coward and changed the course. We both know that your venture is solely to score a point or two in pretending to be a real Awdalite hero in the eyes of the many who lives in a gossip and back biting. Nice try; scared to pin point the real nature of your tribes men even after they prevail and brought to the light the atrocity they have for you. Dome it, I know you are holding your breath and never have the guts to expose your feeling but hide the burning flames deep inside you. Even after you are called "a minority "an afraid being to show his real color, when his heart knows those he is calling brothers will not stop to bring the downfall of his beloved Awdal. Do you think by listening to your sweet melody composed of: Awdal this...Awdal that...Adal had... Adal was...will halt them. These individuals don't need soothing, feeble and soft songs to stand beside you and defend your One Day Insanity Island. My friend, I assure you that the fortunate boys of Hargeisa will not dare to collapse the roof of your Awdal but beware of the poisonous seed germinated in side you will be the cause of your distraction.

Get a grip, dreamer, in case you find me a bit harsh and entertaining; you asked for it. So my friend Mr. Laser Eyes, focus at the danger you are appeasing and cajoling half heartedly. Did you say "….visualize…?" Wow!!! Sule, you are kidding me, is that like the One day Insanity Dream you were having lately?...Heaven forbid, the bright day hallucinations materialize and come true" Suleiman, "If wishes were horses beggars would ride it ." And besides……. Been Sheeg oo Been Run u Eg Sheeg…… Please Mr.Dugsiye, don't hypnotize me with nonsense and stop pulling my leg…..ha ha ha ha ha….Illusions, imaginary and visions are far from reality. May be they are real to you but not to the eyes and minds of my readers.



Allow me to throw my favorite at you … Cut the crab, dreamer!!! God help

you, see and feel the harmful, bitter and rotten home grown ill hearts within. Watch out and Bear in mind ….Nin Kuu Digay Kumuun Dilin…..My dreamer friend, those you are trying to reach are for sure busy digging a shallow and bottomless grave for you Makaahiilis and will not refrain from burying you alive whenever they find the proper timing.



Let me tell you a secret Mr. Dreamer, Come close …come on , let me whisper into your ears….Our unity is starved , disturbed stands malnourished out side our windows in the cold and waiting for a brave and pitiless Awdalite who will bring it inside. I am astonished how you of all people will not recon the cries of our unity when the senseless foolishly plea was made to the reckless boys of Hargeisa.Start from you,second Mr Caateeye and the last but not the least Mr. Mukhtaar Amiin ( Cali Baxars dull student ) can not justify the harm done to our unity. Indeed, it's a tragedy, inexcusable blow to us all .And no one has the gut to defend the plea of the so called elders of Borama unless or other wise, he or she is biased. It is more like me to say, you better love the one you are (stuck) with than falling in love with the devil that made you feel a pain that will last ever and lives in very Awdalit heart. I don't endorse division for we are indivisible entity. Believe me I have no an over whelming support for an ego centric individuals who insight the innocent true believers in the common cause of our tribal unity.

To those in Minneapolis, the United States.

Do you think there is one good reason to line up behind the few guys of Manisota, United States of America ; who have a hidden agenda for personal gains?

Do you think we are nuts to be lead by few sick men leading us to sink into some self-centered despair or cynicism? Absolutely not at all, I am not inclined to say HALELUYAH and sing their shimbirayahoow heesa song. My readers, the credibility of the soothing in born ideals that had once tied Gadabuursy's together is forfeited by the few I mentioned.

Don't say that you were not told, that we are seized by a highly uncharacteristic sense of betrayal and distrust. Our traditional values as expressed through the most significant heritage stage witch has guided as for centuries are blatantly being overturned by what is happening in the minds of a few selfish sons of awdal. Our unity is just like the broken pedestal of the toppled statue of Sadam Xussien in Baqdad's plaza. I dare say all we have is the shuttered remnant of the Gadabuursi's pride, the once-holy icons of the tribe. No more, whether you like it or not

Sorry to remain you my fellow tribesmen, our hearts are vacuum to many of use nothing at all is sacred anymore. Gadabuursi's abundant their traditional sense of unity, duty to there blood brother and lost feelings of trust.



Shame on use all.The oncereliable touchstone of the past is about to vanish right in our very eyes. And yet,the sons of Awdal are advocates to the devil. Damn you and shame on you all!!!.

Osman A.Haji Bahdon

Saturday, June 2, 2007

SNM vs Mujaahidiin

It is no doubt in these days that the word Mujahid has become a favorite word in the minds of many. Every where I go I hear the word or some body calling himself or being called a Mujahid. The word has become fashionable particularly in some parts of Somaliland. I hear Mujaahid dhagax, Mujaahid qudhac or Mujaahid qansax, etc. In the past couple of years, this never bemused me, as to my ears, it just sounded as a jargon full of sarcastic, metaphor, irony or figurative in a sense. Astonishingly, I began contemplating about it from many sides. As wake-up call, a very outstanding quotation by Tolstoy bunged the central nerve of my brain. The quotation reads as follows:

"Hypocrisy in anything whatever may deceive the cleverest and most penetrating man, but the least wide-awake of children recognizes it, and is revolted by it, however ingeniously it may be disguised."

Then I concluded that this is an conspiracy by the SNM to vitiate our relative perception and to influence us to submit willingly, and belittle ourselves by calling them the champions of our freedom and integrity. The idea has an strategic relevance for them to corrupt our moral standards and be the co-signers of their fabricated history that has no basis and to accept a psychological defeat and overwhelmingly enthrone them over us with less resistance.

More often than not, I got confused and lost to determine why the fuss the word Mujahid. On the other hand, I thought I might be out of touch and I am a yesterday’s bygone generation whose lost interest and blocked his mind from this fast changing millennium. But then again, I say to myself, “Waite a minute, Osman!, Don’t make an irrational judgment and take a disagreeable stand on the matter”. I try to make an effort aimed at assessing the real qualities of a Mujahid. I begun research to figure it out what are its definition in the Holy Quraan and description by Islamic scholars. My dear readers, allow me to share with you about my findings.

The meaning of Jihad:

Jihad means "to fight to make the word of Allah supreme and the word of the disbelievers low and despised." (Qur'an):

Allah said in his holy book, "Behold, God has bought from the believers their lives and their possession, promising them paradise in return, (and so) they fight in God's cause, slay, and are slain: a promise which in truth He has willed upon Himself in (the words of) the Torah, the Gospel and the Qur'an. And who could be more faithful to his bond than God? Rejoice, then, in the bargain which you have made with Him: for this, this is the triumph supreme!" (At-Tawbah 9:111)

The characteristics of Mujahid:
The characteristics needed for someone to be called a Mujahid are:
“The Mujahid has certain qualities that are manifest in his personality which distinguish him from the others. For Mujaahid, the actual symbol of Islam is the blood of the Muslims; if you touch that, you are pocking a stick at Islam…..”

“A Mujahid respects the words of the Prophet(scw) who said “The blood of a Muslim is worth more than the kaba’’. (Sunan Ibn Majah; Silsilah El Saheehah: hadith #3420; Saheeh El Targheeb wal Tarheeb: hadith #2441)

As such, I believe, the concept of being a true Mujahid is on a personal level. In other words, it is an inner struggle against evil within oneself; struggle for decency and goodness on the social level; and struggle on the battlefield for the cause of Islam if and when necessary.

To a Mujaahid, Jihad refers to any and every effort, mental, moral or physical, that is made to make God's Word supreme. It covers a wide range of activities, from personal struggle against one's own evil promptings to being engaged in war for the cause of Islam.

The levels of Jihad that magnify the deeds of the Mujaahid are as follows:
it is the intimate struggle to purify the soul of satanic influence -- both subtle and overt.
it is the struggle to cleanse one's spirit of sin. This is the most important quality of a Mujahid because one fights against ones own temptations, ignorance and weakness.

My distinguished readers let me turn your attention to the following. According to Mujahid Abu Abdel Aziz: “Belief in Allah, praised be He (comes first). He should be in our sight, heart and mind. We have to make Jihad to make His word supreme, not for a nationalistic cause, a tribal cause, a group feeling or any other cause. This matter is of great importance in this era, especially since many groups fight and want to see to it that their fighting is Jihad.”

Now, the question is, does any one who calls him self or is called Mujahid possesses the above characteristics? Then do those, among those individuals in the SNM and their members, who call themselves Mujahidiin, are real Mujahidin????????

As a Somalilander and having known how the word Mujahid or Mujahidiin is popular to the SNM let me focus and spell out if those groups qualify to be called Mujahidiin. To refresh our minds, the real meaning of jihad as explained above is: "To fight to make the word of Allah supreme and the word of the disbelievers low and despised." (Qur'an).

How did the SNM conceive in their minds that they had every right and a divine license to use violence to impose their will on anyone they could brand as an enemy (Awdalites). To the SNM, are the Awdalites infidels who went astray ? or are they included to the definition of fellow Muslims who may not fit their self-proclaimed categorization of right and wrong?

Based on the above characteristics of the Mujaahid, I totally reject the SNM’s equation of claiming that they are mujahidiin.
First, how dare could they make a proclamation as being mujaahidiin, while they behave in satanic vandalism, commit injustices and heinous crimes, act in tyranny, genocide and looting.

Secondly, is the SNM group claiming that they fought to make the word of Allah supreme? The undeniable is that they ventured into Awdal where they massacred innocent people in their homes, burned their farms and looted their possessions. After such malicious acts, then, they are NEITHER Mujahidiin, NOR their actions were not jihad. In effect they fought for tribal cause, then again that is not Jihad and their members are not Mujahidiin. Therefore, what really hammers the final nail in the coffin of this fact is that their devilish deeds has disqualified SNM to share the name with the Muslim Mujahidiin. Indeed, that will make SNM and supporters sinners and Mujaahiliin. It is also a sin to participate in the gatherings and festivals that praise SNM Mujaahillin.

To my best friend Dougsiiye and Caateye

To err is human, to forgive is for God. No matter how intelligent and a smart one can be the inherent human nature will never spare us all from committing a mistake. To make the matter worse, such an unanticipated incident would often occur at the wrong place, in the wrong time, and mostly when unwanted. After things turn tipsy nervy we all repent, regret, spend many sleepless nights, and wish if one could only reverse the clock.

My friends, do you have any doubt that it was a slip of the tongue what my cousin the Mr. President said in his speech on May 18, 2007, the 16th anniversary of the breakaway state of Somaliland. Remember he is the president for almost a decade and all of sudden a degrading foul language was witnessed on that occassion, when only less than 6 months left of his term. You were the first to respond, rather angerly. However, let me assure all and take my word for it, that there was certainly, without a doubt, an error in the pronunciation of the word he meant to say.

Friends and readers, do you know what? Just look at these two words: M-u-j-aa-h-i-l-ii-n &M-u-j-aa-h-i-d-ii-n. Open your eyes wide and make careful observation very closely. The only dissimilarity you will find out is “l” and “d”.

Mr. Rayaale never meant the “diin”, but the “liin”. Now, is it very obvious that the President misspoke with the word Mujaahid (with the “d”), while he meant the one with the “l”), the Mujaahil. For sure, that was the unpredicted and totally out of context.

To sum up, he meant Mujaahiliin and not Mujahidiin. My dear friends and readers, now, do you see what and how I see? Do you get what I mean and how!!!!!!!!!!!! The reply is definitely yes. I hope so.

An uga beydho qoraalkan afka qalaad ah keenii macaanaa ee hodanka ahaa. Akhristoow, SNM inay mujahidiin meelabba ka soo gali karin waxaa si wanaagsan oo cilimiyeysan kuugu cadeynaya, Xadiiska,
aayadaha Quraanka ah iyo aragtidayda kor xusan. Waxayse dhibi haysataa inta ay duufsadeen ee waxaan jirin lagu fooftan habaabshay. Kuwaas oo Mujaahiliinta SNM hiil iyo hooba siiyaa, hadaba, ma ogsoonyihiin inay mugdi gudayaan. Ma se ogyihiin in ay Alla weyne ka foogaadeen oo isla markaana ciqaabta ay la wadaagi doonaan maalinta xisaabi timaad.


P/S…… Taageerida SNM waa Dambbiye ogoow oo aakhiradaada ha seegin!!!


Osman A.Haji Bahdon
Ottawa, Canada
obahdon@gmail.com